Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
| Music jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Would
| Easter jokes
Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
| Vampire jokes
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
| Fishing jokes
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hoo
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What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!