Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they a
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A man comes home and
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him a
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
| Bed jokes
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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A man is
| Dog jokes
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to hi
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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom