Q: Why are people in Arkansas
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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How do you make gold soup?
| Food jokes
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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What's so bad about being a dick?
| Dirty jokes
What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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Two blondes are on
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I’m a dentist.