Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
| Birthday jokes
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. "Next time, take off the candles."
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
| Spelling jokes
A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuc
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Examiner: I think you know very little, if
| Religious jokes
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself. Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.
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What has four legs and see just as well from
| Horse jokes
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”