Fred: I’d love to be an

Should I have a baby after 35?

| Women jokes

Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after

| Food jokes

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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What's the witches favourite pop group

| Witch jokes

What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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A man works in the

| Blonde jokes

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire dow

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Why is food better than men?

| Dirty jokes

Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Fred: I’d love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you’d be in a cast for weeks.