What do you call a ghost in a torn

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some

| Beauty jokes

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"

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Why did the witch keep turning people into

| Witch jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

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Why did the updraft get pulled

| Weather jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What nickname did the police give to the new

| Police jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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What is a horse's favourite sport?

| Horse jokes

What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.