Why was there a bug in the computer?
| Computer jokes
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good an
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
| Apple jokes
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat
| Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !