Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
Category: Spelling jokes
THE teacher announced that to
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he’d give each of us a quarter.” Third came Jimmy. “My dad is an electrician. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to Johnny. “My dad’s a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e,” Johnny said. “And if he were here, he’d lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain’t never gonnaspell electrician.”
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
Fred came home
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
How do you spell elephant ?
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
Spell mousetrap with three
Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T’
How do you spell a hated opponent with three
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
Can you spell jealousy with two
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
Spell extra wise in two letters.
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y’s)
How can you spell too much with two
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).