This woman is visiting in Israel
| Travel and tourist jokes
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't
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A nurse had to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey
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How do ants hide from aardvarks?
| Aardvark jokes
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y’s)