My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
| Dirty jokes
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her
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What's grey but turns red ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
| Clinton jokes
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).