Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
| Military jokes
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Which insect didn't play well in goal?
| Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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A pair of tourists were out in the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course they're curious so they drop a small stone into the well, but they never hear it hit bottom. They search and find a larger rock and drop it into the well but once again hear not
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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
| College jokes
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last f
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
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How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”