One day there were two boys

I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are

| Christmas jokes

I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a

| Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!

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What salesman has the slickest line?

| Salesmen jokes

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

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Did you hear about the businessman who is so

| Business jokes

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

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One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”