How do you spell a hated opponent with three

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher

| Pig jokes

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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Q. How many law professors does it take to

| College jokes

Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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A cattleman from West

| Heaven and hell jokes

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Sain

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What was the name of the film about a

| Various animal jokes

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.

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Q: How many editors does it take to

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).