There was the Florida State defensive tackle

What gives milk and has a horn?

| Cow jokes

What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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What do you call an ant in space ?

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

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What is the best way of stopping infection

| Witch jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

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Customer: How long must I wait

| Waiter jokes

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.

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Q: When is a strange dog

| Dog jokes

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

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There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.