Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning

| Weather jokes

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

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Doctor, doctor I keep

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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There is a new Barbie doll on

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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What do you call explosive cow vomit?

| Cow jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.