Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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If the
| Political jokes
If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
| Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M.
| Book title jokes
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
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There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
| Ethnic jokes
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection,
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”