Fred came home

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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What kind of baseball do burgers

| Burger jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

| College jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What does an aardvark take for

| Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell

| Idiot and fool jokes

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”