What did Adam say on the day before
| Christmas jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
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What happened when the
| Face jokes
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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What is the cat's favourite TV
| Cat jokes
What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of
| Religious jokes
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days la
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
| Dead and dying jokes
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches o
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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this ?” asked one schoolboy indignantly. “What’s it taste of ?” asked the cook. “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”