Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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What kind of dog chases anything
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
| Dentist jokes
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
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A mother and her child were at a wedding.
| Marriage jokes
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy w
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A blond guy
| Blonde jokes
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to h
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.