What's your dad getting for Christmas?
| Hair and bald jokes
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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How do bank robbers send messages?
| Criminal jokes
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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An elderly couple were killed in an
| Food jokes
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”