How to you know that cows will be in
| Cow jokes
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
| Ethnic jokes
A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command ("Jump!"). In a first stage of experiment he removed flea's leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg
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McPherson walked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !