Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day? A booquet of flowers.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.