What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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What happened to the cannibal lion?
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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What did the egg say to the boiling
| Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
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Having passed
| Military jokes
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
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Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.