Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Why did the elephant cross the road
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
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Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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What did the fireman's wife get for
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
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Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.