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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair

| Hair and bald jokes

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

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Why did the elephant cross the road

| Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Policeman: How can you say

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So

| Humor jokes

Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What did the fireman's wife get for

| Firefighter jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

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Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.