What did the cannibal have for
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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Why did the composer spend all his time in
| Bed jokes
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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Why was Santa's little helper
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”