Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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What did the envelope say to the
| Letter jokes
What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room'
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in
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What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna