How do hens encourage their football teams
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
| Cat jokes
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
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A general noticed one of his soldiers
| Military jokes
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that
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Customer: Why is my hairline
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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Did you hear about the stupid snake?
| Snake jokes
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
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What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !