Son to his father as they watch television:
| Children jokes
Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."
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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
| Food jokes
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !
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Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
| Weather jokes
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
| Fishing jokes
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby'
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Q: How many British navy Officers does it
| Military jokes
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, “Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.” “Certainly, honey,” he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, “Say,” said the druggist, “I know you – aren’t you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?” “Yeah, so?” said the officer. “Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?”