Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
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Did you hear about the monster with
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.
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Policeman: Didn't you see my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
| Judge jokes
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Why is the letter N the
| Letter jokes
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!