What do you call a ghost that stays out all

A jealous husband hires a private detective

| Marriage jokes

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the

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Teacher: Why are you pushing

| Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

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There are a lot of words you

| Men jokes

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

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A psychologist returned from a confrence

| Mental health jokes

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."

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A red-faced judge convened court

| Judge jokes

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 da

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.