Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got
| Car and train jokes
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
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A fellow decides to
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta
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When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.