Three blondes are
| Dirty jokes
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
[ read more ]
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
| Internet jokes
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
[ read more ]
There are three kinds of
| Accountant jokes
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
[ read more ]
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
| Bath jokes
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
[ read more ]
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
| Humor jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc
[ read more ]
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts