What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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How did Dairy Queen get
| Dirty jokes
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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Patron: How come
| Waiter jokes
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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The swing doors of the Wild
| Cowboy jokes
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I
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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
| Political jokes
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.