An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert

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Why did the mummy stop using the

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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I was in a very generous mood today, a

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I was in a very generous mood today, a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'. "

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

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How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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What did the metric alien say ?

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What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, “Bring him in. We’ll check it out.” A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. “You were right about the mummy’s age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?” “Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, ‘10,000 Shekels on Goliath’.”