Three blondes are

Carpet Fitting

| Book title jokes

Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships

| History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Pupil: The

| School jokes

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !

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When the picture of the vampire's grandmother

| Vampire jokes

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!