Waiter: Why are you taking so long
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
| Cow jokes
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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Why did the cowboy
| Dead and dying jokes
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
| Women jokes
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
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Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!” One of the other boys said, “Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!” The last boy said, “Your dads don’t even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!”