Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Q: How many newsmen does
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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Why is it that when you transport
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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Waiter, this coffee
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
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What is the best thing to take when
| Car and train jokes
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!