While trying to diagnose a

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

| Food jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting

| Money jokes

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."

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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping

| Dog jokes

Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the

| Music jokes

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said “File not found”. I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, “Well it says autoexec, then there’s some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat.” I said type this in “type autoexec.bat”. Again he got “File not found”. I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed. He said, “I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat’.