Which author do the Gorillas love
| Gorilla jokes
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!
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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
| Burger jokes
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
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Two teenage boys were
| Beauty jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night. 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, 'Yes, but
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An accountant is in a car travelling with a
| Farmer jokes
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousan
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.