What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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Three weeks after her wedding
| Dead and dying jokes
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what
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The patient shook his doctor's hand
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "M
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in
| Elephant jokes
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. “When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said. “Why, was he disappointed with the view?” “No, he fell over the edge.”