Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
| Halloween jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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What do you call a snake that is trying to
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the
| Judge jokes
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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Two men,
| Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to
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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.