A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
| Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
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These two
| Ethnic jokes
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him w
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What old-time song is the burgers'
| Burger jokes
What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
| King Kong jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
| Cow jokes
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says “Open wide.” “I can’t” replies the blonde, “the chair’s fitted with arms.”