CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
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Chaffee
| Idiot and fool jokes
Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more. "Do you realize," asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to be known?" "Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?" "Ea
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Q. How do you make holy water?
| Religious jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a man who has lost 95
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.