Q: Where do you look for
| Blonde jokes
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
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A tourist, visiting a small town in
| Accountant jokes
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
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Teacher: What
| Face jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.