Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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If your watch is broken, why can't you go
| Time jokes
If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.
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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
| Monster jokes
What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
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Question: What do you call a
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
| Halloween jokes
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!