A son is
| College jokes
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
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Why does your sister have yeast and
| Brother and sister jokes
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
| Cowboy jokes
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea
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A local business was
| Dog jokes
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the
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My mother says I look just like an
| Bath jokes
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The bride of Dracula’ last night. ‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like ?’ ‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, ‘Yes, but what was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like ?’