While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the aisle to the door. Waiting her turn, Old Mrs. Ole said to her friend, “can you believe what Father Johnson is giving for penance? Of all the days for me not to be wearing panties.”

This woman goes into a dentist’s office,

This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. “Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?” Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ’em dry!”

An elderly woman

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. “So, did you do it?” his lawyer asked. “Of course not,” the old man replied. “But I was so flattered, I pleaded guilty.”

This old lady was complaining to her friend

This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied “that’s impossible because I am a virgin”. To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: ” I have good news and bad news, the good news is that you are clean of all STD’S. The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten”