Once upon a time, a
| Frog jokes
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the cas
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What will santa bring your fish this
| Fishing jokes
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
| Blonde jokes
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone an
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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
| Baby jokes
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.” The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we.”