Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning

Bill Clinton,

| Aviation jokes

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy." Hillary:

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What 8-letter word has one

| Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps

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At the first session of a conversion class

| Religious jokes

At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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Is that your face or are you

| Hair and bald jokes

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school