An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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From the pilot during his welcome message:
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From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
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What is a monster's favourite society?
| Monster jokes
What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
| Cow jokes
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back: …and I will fill your cavity.